Thursday, February 9, 2012

How to have sex in a car without getting caught?

My boyfriend and I are both in college, and are on summer vacation. He's coming up to visit me for a week and we want to be able to have sex, without my parents knowing. My mom knows, but I doubt she wants to see/hear that! How can we go about doing this? I know a desolate parking lot in the middle of rural area but do you have any other ideas?How to have sex in a car without getting caught?drive some where quite and let the breeding happenHow to have sex in a car without getting caught?
If you don't want to get caught then don't ****** have sex in a car because you know what! EVERYONE WHO HAS SEX IN A CAR GETS CAUGHT. Also if you really need to have sex then go to a God damn hotel, don't have your mother listen to you guys. that's sick. and if you have no money then do it in a woods. i know that poisen ivy is good protections. JUST KIDDING but seriously don't have sex cuz if you do you will die. or make babys. or get a std. your choiceHow to have sex in a car without getting caught?1. If your parents work then have sex at home.

2. If they don't then wait until everyone is in bed then meet in his room

3. Go to a hotel

4. Go camping/away for the weekend/week

5. Sex in the car can lead to awkward positions, cramps and lots of explaining.
Well, since you are both adults, why not get a hotel room? Tell her you are going to stay/visit at a girlfriends house. Problem solved and then don't have to worry about car sex.How to have sex in a car without getting caught?It sounds like the car park's a good bet.



Protips:

Lock the doors

Don't break the windows

USE PROTECTION. Just... o _ o



Have fun! :3How to have sex in a car without getting caught?
you could put like something over the window so they cant see. and if you really wanna have sex I think you can go without moaning just this one time haha.
Hotel room. You can also tint your car windows.How to have sex in a car without getting caught?
OMG is it too hard to get a hotel room....when you do have S-E-X go to a Lake, sex in the water is awesome!!
Wait until your parents leave, and give him a *******. Let him *** in your mouth. Just do it. Please.
Bend over ;)
some where quite

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