What are some good tips for having sex without my kids hearing?

I just got remarried and my new husband and I are having sex A LOT! We have been trying to conceive since we were on our honeymoon. I have two teenagers and a 9 year old, and we are trying to come up with ways to have good sex, but without them hearing through our paper thin wallsWhat are some good tips for having sex without my kids hearing?a dumb question to me! if the bed is noisy do it on the floor and if you are noisy then shut up and close yr eyes and enjoy. you don't have to make noise. how do you think all us mums do it without getting heard!?What are some good tips for having sex without my kids hearing?
Lol. I nearly peed on myself reading Angelica's response. Accurate, definitely....

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What are some good tips for having sex without my kids hearing?this is ****** up

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Haha now I know why my parents designed our house with the kids rooms far away from theirs...

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What are some good tips for having sex without my kids hearing?Leave the tv on in your bedroom and have sex on the floor. The bed is too noisy. Also, if your bathroom is big enough do it on the floor with the shower running. Screaming and moaning is out. Also, if your trying to conceive, your probably not going for an all out love session. You have to have "conception quickies"



What are some good tips for having sex without my kids hearing?
try not to make any noise during the action such as moans and stuff if you do keep them low instead of laying length wise on your bed and knocking the head board againt the wall try to lay cross wise on the bed in stead and try that me and my wife do those couple steps are kids are 7 going on 8 and 4 and they have not said anything
you mean you've never had Ninja sex??

LOL, you bury your face in a pillow!



Honestly, i try to be as quiet as possible but sometimes it just cannot be helped. they'll get over it.



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what sexually frustrated moron gave me a thumbs down? seriously...you need some!What are some good tips for having sex without my kids hearing?
turn the t.v. or radio on just a little louder then you usually get try doing it in the shower, or instead of moaning try heavy breathing its just a sexy or send them to a parents or friends house or do it in a car elsewhere theres plenty of things you can do
go in the basement, wait tell their asleep, spend the night in a hotel, lock them out(only kidding) gag him get creative turn the tv or music up loud. Or just be straight up and tell them your gonna have sex and to leave you alone.
Ha, one woman thinks it's ok if they are teenagers, like it's not mind-destroying to hear you parents having sex at any age! Jeez girl, bite the pillow like everyone else!
ninja sex, great expression.



gag the noisy one.



and do it slowly but for a longer time, less noisy, more fun.
the floor if your bed is noisy and turn the tv on loud!!!! and dont forget to lock the doors you dont want that awkward moment
don't scream, and make sure the bed springs are not noisy ones.....

do it when they are at school if practical



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Ninja sex lol never heard that saying before.......
Go away for the weekend and take the kids to a babysitter.
Try to send them to family at weekends and try when they are at school or at a friends after school...Or make sure they are FAST asleep before...Even try downstairs?...
Have sex when they aren't there.
Do it while they are sleeping or not at home, and just try not to make a sound.
Take a shower together. I have 3 kids in my house thats what we do
do it under their bed so they just think its monsters
do it when they are at school or really early in the morning when their asleep
oh, my! how about sending them to a family members house! =)
Don't scream haha.



To be honest, if you get pregnant i'm pretty sure they are going to know you had sex!! If they hear: they hear. The 2 teenagers should be mature enough about sex to just ignore it and not raise it the next day.. Its nothing to be embarressed about, perfectly natural. If they get grossed out thats there fault for being immature.
you don't that is extremely tacky not to mention you will give ur kids nightmares